More Spying Scandals

[smithyrc30]

The cheating championship welcomes a new entrant in Renault, stealing a march on the rest of the pack to take second place in the constructors cheating championship behind early leaders McLaren.

The Flav was heard to say:

"Wibble, McLaren has nasty been to Ferdinanado, super model, beach, cars. We show them how to cheat. Champagne. Ferdinando come back to Papa. Think driver not maybe like. For three years or one whatever. Gertrude."

Mad Max, having taken advice from his legal advisors (at Ferrari) has decided that all teams have copied Ferrari because they have been in the championship since the beginning.

Major technical advances that all teams have copied have been listed as:

1: Wheels

2: Engines

3: Drivers

4: Fuel Tanks

5: Suspension

6: Bodywork

Clearly all teams are guilty as evidenced by having entered cars to compete with. Toyota are excluded from the drivers litigation due to having Ralf on board. Honda are excluded from them all because clearly their car was copied by a four year old.

Mad Max and Bernie, the bolt, have now instructed the new Technical Police (instantly recognisable by their Red uniforms and Cardinal badges) to carry out dawn raids on any and all teams at their discretion. They will have the power to seize all computer data for assessment by an independant Ferrari expert to ensure no one has a competative advantage above Ferrari.

Watch this space for more entrants to the cheating championship table.

Ferrari are excluded on the grounds that they have never sunk so low as to cheating, but will be declared winers at the last penultimate round but one, and everone else will be disqualified.....