J_C Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 An attractive blonde from Cork arrived in Las Vegas and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice at the Casino. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!!!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked "What did she roll?" The other answered "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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