Hairstylist Appreciation Day

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Today, April 30, is Hairstylist Appreciation Day. It's a chance to give due

respect to the men and women who know exactly what you want on the top of your head whether it looks good or not...

WAYS TO TELL YOUR HAIRSTYLIST IS FEELING FRAZZLED .....

- She puts you under the dryer "till Tuesday."

- He goes a whole fifteen minutes without telling you about the new guy he met at the bar.

- Halfway through dying your hair she says, "You wanted blonde, right?"

- He puts a bowl on your head before cutting.

- He lights a cigarette while pointing a hairspray bottle at your head.

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN A BEAUTY SALON . . . . . . .

- Hey Sue, what do head lice look like?

- What do you mean her perm was done setting 45 minutes ago?

- Have you ever considered a wig?

- Just how short is too short?

- Does everyone that does your hair experience this problem too?

- My grandma has hair just like yours.

- But it worked on the other guy!

- You'll get used to it.

- Do you like to wear hats?

- The color will look much better in the evening.

- You know, Minoxidil has gotten much cheaper.

- Sign this paper before I start the perm.

- It'll look better if you don't comb thru it for a couple of days.