Not Just for Yanks Anymore

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(Warnings for parents of fat children - Telegraph)

British officials are ordering schools to not use the word "obese" when

talking about ... umm .... really fat kids.

INSTEAD, CALL THEM .....

- XL Extreme

- Biggies

- Massive

- Whale-A-Tubbies

- Supersized

- Whalesque

- Chub-enabled

- More To Love

- Future Lineman

- Slender Challenged

- Rotunded

- Well-Upholstered

- Falstaffian

- Unshippable

- Reubenesque

- Hello Newman

- Horizontally Tall

- Seeking Buffet

- Viva La Man Boobs

- Epic

- Fatkins

- Harder to Stop

- Anorexia Survivor

- Chunky Dunk

- Cheese Cake

- Fatty McFatterson

- Aisle Blocker