Insurance Jon Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 ...between a lost ball on a golf course, and a mounted policeman? ..well ones a hunt on a course....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Love this style of joke... What's the difference between a fat woman and a nun? One's trying to diet... Difference between a circus and a high-class brothel? One's an array of cunning stunts... Difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? One mucks about in fountains... Between a Banff fishing boat and a lottery winner? One's a Buckie lugger... Between Jacko and a shopping bag? One's plastic and dangerous to kids... (bit of a left turn there, I know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Difference between a nun and a woman in a bath? One has hope in her soul... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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