beez Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 Hahaha, you're my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 Meanwhile, is it wrong to dig the customer service desk lady, who's about twice my age? We have great conversations about hair straightners. She made me jealous tonight cos she's got new ceramic ones and her hair's mega straight. It also turned me on a bit more. I think I remember her telling me she's not long been through a divorce. So maybe I'm in with a chance. I just have to convince her that age isn't important. Maybe I can woo her by buying a pair of £200 hair straightners and totally caning her straight hair, then letting her use them. I can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 I've got long hair you see...so I like to keep it nice and straight. Or do you mean it's straight that I want the customer service desk lady of twice my age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 your obsession with the straighteners!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Meanwhile, is it wrong to dig the customer service desk lady, who's about twice my age? [/ QUOTE ] Not wrong at all mate - in fact some might positively encourage pursuing an older woman who has no misconceptions about male committment providing she is still quite fit. However in this case your frequent discussions with her over haircare might well have led her to believe that you are gay. Therefore perhaps you should be wary of falling victim to the many mixed signals that woman are so adept at sending out..... Regular updates needed please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 She definately knows I'm not gay. That's all I'll say there. And also she said to an old guy at the customer service desk who asked if we were together (weird, old people, aren't they) 'maybe if he were a bit younger' - perhaps she's just unsure about whether she'd be accepted by society for fancying me. I'd clearly relish a secret relationship with her. And the best thing is, when she dies, I'll be about 15 years younger than her, so I'd still be in my prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] She definately knows I'm not gay. That's all I'll say there. And also she said to an old guy at the customer service desk who asked if we were together (weird, old people, aren't they) 'maybe if he were a bit younger' - perhaps she's just unsure about whether she'd be accepted by society for fancying me. I'd clearly relish a secret relationship with her. And the best thing is, when she dies, I'll be about 15 years younger than her, so I'd still be in my prime. [/ QUOTE ] This. Is. Not. Max. Power. You. Are. Not. Cool..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 [ QUOTE ] She definately knows I'm not gay. That's all I'll say there. [/ QUOTE ] Sorry mate my attempt at wit! [ QUOTE ] And the best thing is, when she dies, I'll be about 15 years younger than her, so I'd still be in my prime. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe not quite how I'd look at it but it's a point of view..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 indeed, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabster Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I am playing the field again after a disasterous last six months, I really gave it a go with someone I have known for 15 years and who I had been having a sexual relationship with for three years on and off between both our other relationships. Loved the girl to bits and she was so hot, but as soon as we decided we would give it a go we tried to control each other and things went tits up. Its a shame because we share all the same friends so we will end up still seeing each other, but I wish her well and we can still have a laugh. I am going to try shagging round for a while, although lets be honest this can be a bit inconsistant and barren. Out with loads of my ex work colleagues Friday, loads of women and no chance of abusing my managerial position in my current employment. Gonna go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 can i come ??? i seem to be having no luck at all recently ! prob cos all my mates are not single so got no one to go on the pull with !im not an ugly git either ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 [ QUOTE ] can i come ??? i seem to be having no luck at all recently ! prob cos all my mates are not single so got no one to go on the pull with !im not an ugly git either ! [/ QUOTE ]I have the same prob.... im working on it though... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Me too. Let's have a traffic light party... If you don't know what it is, it's where you go to a party: If you're 'up for it' you wear green (go..obviously), and if you're taken, you wear red. Easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattR32 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Base them on these: To guarantee a pull... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hahaha now that's rock and roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Customer Service Desk Lady was clearly hot for me tonight after catching a hefty shop lifter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a4tdi130 Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Customer Service Desk Lady was clearly hot for me tonight after catching a hefty shop lifter. [/ QUOTE ] Just a shame that she's a 63 year old grandmother with a purple rinse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Oi!! No she's not. Why does everyone assume customer service desk Jo is old She's only 35/36 kinda age. It's only about double my age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Prime age, eh JT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I am going to try shagging round for a while, although lets be honest this can be a bit inconsistant and barren. [/ QUOTE ] Although not if you're a woman. This is why they have all the control, lets face it, if you were a woman, not ugly (or probably even if you were) and not too fussy, you could pull every single night if you wanted. Rather different for blokes sadly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Customer Service Desk Lady was clearly hot for me tonight after catching a hefty shop lifter. [/ QUOTE ] She's STILL hot for me for catching a hefty shop lifter. She clearly wants me. Why else would she still be talking about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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