The Royal Wewdding (a bit late but worth it)

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The Royal Wedding

On the day of the wedding, Camilla was getting dressed, surrounded by

all Her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any

shoes. Panic! Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white

shoes from her Wedding so she lent them to Camilla for the day.

Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the

festivities were over her feet were agony. When she and Charles

withdrew to their room the only thing she could think Of was getting

her shoes off. The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the

bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining

noises and the occasional muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Charles say 'God, that was tight.'

'There,'whispered The Queen. 'I told you with a face like that she had

to be a virgin!.'

Then,to their surprise, they heard Charles say. 'Right. Now for the other

one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Charles said 'My

God. That was even tighter!".

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor!"