The Tax Inspector

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An arrogant young tax inspector turned up at the local synagogue to audit the Rabbi's accounts.

Whilst he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said " I notice you buy a lot of candles.What do you do with the candle drippings?".

"Good question" noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and once a year they send us a free box of candles"

"Oh" replied the tax inspector and continued with the inspection. A few minutes later he asked the Rabbi, "What about all these pretzel purchases?

What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, realising the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect all the crumbs and send them back

to the makers, and every now and then we receive a free box of pretzels".

" I see" replied the inspector, thinking hard how he could trap the know it all Rabbi. "Well Rabbi, I see you perform many circumcisions in a year, what do you do with the foreskins?"

" Here too. we do not waste anything. What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the tax office and about once a year they send us a complete prick"