Station announcer in the making

[daytripper]

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in her kitchen. Listening to little Johnny play with his new train in the living room. She heard the train stop, and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train 'cause we're leaving."

The mother went in and told Johnny, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room, and don't come out for two hours.

When you come out, you may play with your train but only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, little Johnny came out of his room and resumed playing with the train. Soon the train stopped, and the mother heard Johnny say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your personal belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.

"For those of you who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all your luggage under the seat. Remember, there is no smoking on this train except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey to your destination.

"And for those of you that are p*ssed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."