DaddyDub Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages". The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya? Would Ya?" The assistant says, "Well no". "And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't," With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages? The Assistant replies, "Because you're at Homebase." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Didn't offed me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 I'm not offeded either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 I smiled too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 I didn't get it...but I'm a 'Merican... "I'm a 'Merican"...the new "He's from Barcelona" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 lol i like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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