felixthecat1 Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. "The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation." I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. "Now learn to pay attention." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Rank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 oh now come on thats horid ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 My kind of joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32North Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 [ QUOTE ] My kind of joke. [/ QUOTE ] Yep I'm with you on that DD, I find that pretty funny...... off to tell the wife and can't wait to see here face!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sipperana Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Quaaality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 ok told this in the pub and the general agreement was that it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted May 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 [ QUOTE ] ok told this in the pub and the general agreement was that it was funny [/ QUOTE ] It takes a big man to admit he's wrong. Well done. God that was patronising, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harj Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 just told my whole team and they're still giggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 lol it did not float my boat to be honest but it gets people laughing ! i never said it was a crap joke ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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