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useless in a fight


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Father O'Callaghan is walking along the road and sees Paddy walking towards him. Paddy is sporting 2 black eyes, a fat lip and a broken nose.

"Good grief Paddy, what happened? Have you been fightin' again" he says.

"yes, Father!" replies Paddy.

"Who with" asks Father O'Callaghan "you're in a terrible state"

"Murphy" replies Paddy

"But Murphys half your size, he must have been holding some kind of weapon to do that" says Father O'Callaghan, shocked.

"He was Father, he had a dirty great iron bar" replies Paddy.

"Oh hes a dirty fighter that Murphy, tell me Paddy, what were you holding?"

Paddy looks at his feet...

"Murphys wifes left tit... a pleasure to hold but bloody useless in a fight"

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I actually thought that when I wrote it, I have always told that joke with Irish characters. I changed them to English and it just didn't seem to work as well. As Beez said, you read the joke with an accent (if that makes sense) smile.gif

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