AntW Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Father O'Callaghan is walking along the road and sees Paddy walking towards him. Paddy is sporting 2 black eyes, a fat lip and a broken nose. "Good grief Paddy, what happened? Have you been fightin' again" he says. "yes, Father!" replies Paddy. "Who with" asks Father O'Callaghan "you're in a terrible state" "Murphy" replies Paddy "But Murphys half your size, he must have been holding some kind of weapon to do that" says Father O'Callaghan, shocked. "He was Father, he had a dirty great iron bar" replies Paddy. "Oh hes a dirty fighter that Murphy, tell me Paddy, what were you holding?" Paddy looks at his feet... "Murphys wifes left tit... a pleasure to hold but bloody useless in a fight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Like it Very tasteful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DaddyDub Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Quality! But whats with all the Irish jokes today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 That's something I was wondering. It had me reading and speaking with an Irish accent for about half an hour after reading them all. I especially like reading 'father' in an Irish accent. That and 'feck' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntW Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 I actually thought that when I wrote it, I have always told that joke with Irish characters. I changed them to English and it just didn't seem to work as well. As Beez said, you read the joke with an accent (if that makes sense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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