Dam women drivers !

[Tomk]

This morning on the M1, I looked over to my right

and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing

125 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of

seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over

into my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the sandwich

out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to

straighten out the car using my knees against the steering

wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which

fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my

trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

[Ska]

Its so true