More Making Love

[hotdog]

YOU FINISHED

A virile, young Italian man was relaxing at his favorite bar in

Rome, when

he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things

progressed to the point where he invited her back to his

apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his

bedroom for sex.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You

finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love-making

resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there are

screams of passion.

the love-making ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he

asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she

returns his smile, moves

closer to him, and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the

young man

reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength,

he barely

manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking,

clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto

his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into

her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear,

"No, I Norwegian!"