Old Lady

[Markpaq]

An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an

embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but

they're soundless, and they have no odour. In fact, since I've been here,

I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a

day for seven days and come back and see me

in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr.

Johnson's office: "Doctor, I don't know what was in

those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and

they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you

have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've

fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."