FuntimeFrankie Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 AN AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM (Who said Australians weren't romantic?) Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought u was as good as I Was ever gonna get No matter wot u look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footballs on And fetch another beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v15ben Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 It's so true! Just like love out here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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