Banking

[hotdog]

You can't bank on anything today.

The Japanese financial crisis has been deepening.

The Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up,

and the Bonsai Bank plans to cut back on some branches.

Shares in the Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived,

and 500 staff at the Karate Bank have got the chop.

Analysts report fishy goings on at the Sushi Bank,

where staff say they are getting a raw deal.

The Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale, and it's going for a song.