women

[davidhodgkinson]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball in the woods. She went in to get it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said "if you release me I will grant u 3 wishes. She freed the frog and it said "thank u but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes". Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!".

The women thought a bit and said "that's ok".

Her 1st wish - to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her "you do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, to whom all women will flock to". She replied "that's ok because I will b the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to b the richest woman in the world. The frog said "that will make your husband ten times richer than you". That's ok she said, because what's his is mine anyway".

So KAZAM, she's the richest women in the world.

The frog then inquired about her 3rd wish and she answered - "I'd like a mild heart attack".

Morel of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: this is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feelin good.

All male readers: please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife did!

Moral of the story: Women are dumb but think they are smart.

Let them continue to think that and just enjoy life...

PS If you are a woman and still reading this, it only goes to show that woman never listen!!

[jimmyp]

I like it

[sparkly]

haha! very good

[Sipperana]

Brilliant