Wallachie Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 An American, Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a Sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm". A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand". The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said........... "Well, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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