feeling sick?

[Hopsta]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not

allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he

would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss

would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What

are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed

out.

Gohome and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out

of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,the Boss asked

her "

...And where do you think you're going?"

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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"