hotdog Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32North Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Cool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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syeldham Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 How would you know what he was thinking if he died before he got to tell anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 [ QUOTE ] How would you know what he was thinking if he died before he got to tell anyone? [/ QUOTE ] I think the joke is supposed to be the first post, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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