R32North Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 An Englishman, IrishMan and Scotsman are sitting round the table in a pub discussing having sex with their wives. "You know what", says the Irishman, "when I've finished making love to my wife, I run my fingers all over her body and she has the biggest orgasm and hovers six inches above the bed!" "Well!!" replies the Englishman, "when I've finished making love to my wife I cover her in raspberry sauce lick her body all over and she has multiple orgasms and hover 12 inches above the bed in total ecstasy!!!" "Thats feck all!!" says the Scotsman, "when I'm done banging ma burb, I can make her hit the roof!!!" "Hows that?" ask the others "Easy" replies the Scot, "I just lean over and wipe ma knob on the curtains!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Obviously posted with plenty of experience behind it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32North Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Obviously posted with plenty of experience behind it [/ QUOTE ] Moi? .... would never do such a thing!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Well it saves on tissues Always thinging of cost saving ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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