MOSE Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b4stard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b4stard!" The judge stops & says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up & says, "I'm sorry, your Honour but for 15 years I've lived next door to that b4stard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Oh yes! Its a cracker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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