syeldham Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Essex - English Translation Essex: Ibeefa English: Balearic holiday island. Essex: caught a panda English: A large hamburger. Essex: Furrock English: The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre. Essex: Saffend English: Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. Essex: oi oi! English: Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs. Essex: up tan English: The city of London. Essex: webbats English:Querying the location, something or someone is. "Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on. Essex: reband English: The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover.E.g"I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig". Essex: Branna English: More brown than on a previous occasion. "Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?". Essex: dan in the maff English: Unhappy. "Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff". Essex: alma chizzit English: A request to find the cost of an item. Essex: awss English: A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost. "That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day". Essex: Garrij English: A building where a car is kept or repaired. Trace: "Oi,Darren,I fink the mota needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 And only people from (some parts of) Essex speak like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriGGa Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 i think that should be renamed the language of the chav, or "Chavi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Essex - English Translation [/ QUOTE ] Now you fecked off to some posh univesity you fink your to good for us dontcha? You'd better wotch yourself next time your rand ere, cos will bleedin ave ya sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Essex - English Translation [/ QUOTE ] Now you fecked off to some posh univesity you fink your to good for us dontcha? You'd better wotch yourself next time your rand ere, cos will bleedin ave ya sunshine. [/ QUOTE ] I'd like to see you try... *polishes knuckledusters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 [ QUOTE ] *polishes knuckledusters* [/ QUOTE ] *slips into white pumas, does up velcro* *dons sovereign rings* *positions Burberry cap (genuine) at jaunty angle* Ready for battle. Innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 *Swaggers* *Get's laughed at* *Cries* *Runs home* That's how chav's normally have fights... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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