Amusing joke

[steffiraf]

A Scouser, a Geordie and a Manc are all working in Saudi Arabia. As it

is a strict government, alcohol is against the law and the nightlife is

pretty limited. The Englishmen decide that they will not get caught and

decide to risk brewing their own. Unfortunately they are caught and

hauled up in front of the Sheik.

"Alcohol is strictly against my laws and as you have disobeyed me you

will be punished" boomed the Sheik. "100 Lashes for each"

"However, I have fond memories of England and I will grant you all one

wish because of my sentimentality"

The Geordie was 1st in line and when asked what wish he wanted he said

with a smug grin "Tie a pillow to my back"

The Sheik tied a pillow to the back of the Geordie and a huge arabic guy

stepped up behind him with the whip. The pillow only lasted around 20

lashes before the whip cut through, after 80 the Geordie passed out with

the pain and was carried off to his cell. Next up was the Scouser, having

seen what had happened to the Geordie he was a bit panicked and not

being the best at maths spluttered out

"Tie 2 pillows to my back"

The sheik looked at him curiously and carried out his wish, tying two

pillows to his back. The same punishment began and obviously after

only 60 lashes the whip cut through the pillow. The Scouser still had 40

lashes left and although he didn't pass out, he was whimpering when the

sheik counted 100 and was dragged off back to his cell in a right state.

The sheik turned to the Manc, who looked remarkably relaxed

considering his circumstances.

"I visited Manchester as a youth and found it to be a most beautiful

city, for this reason I will grant you 2 wishes my friend" The sheik

said.

The Manc was pleasantly surprised and said "Give me 300 lashes"

The sheik looked at the Manc with total admiration "not only are you

an honest man you are also very brave my friend" the sheik commented

"and your second wish?"

"Tie the scouser to my back"

[TriGGa]

LOOOOL