hotdog Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 The old ones are the best!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted January 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] The old ones are the best!!! [/ QUOTE ] I'm not that old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMG Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 First time I've heard that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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