Wallachie Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting in the garden of a psychiatric hospital. With nothing to do and completely bored the sadist says: "Why don't we torture a cat?" Then the zoophile says: "Yeah, we'll torture a cat and then we'll f*** it!!!" The murderer agrees, "We'll torture a cat, f*** it and then kill it!!!" The necrophile says "We'll torture a cat, f*** it, kill it then f*** it again!!!" The pyromaniac goes, "We'll torture a cat, f*** it, ki ll it, f*** it again and then set it on fire!!!" There's a sudden silence and they all look at the masochist and ask: "You not saying anything???" The masochist smiles and says: "Meeeoww" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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