garcon magnifique Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 So there's this farm hand, working away when suddenly some farmyard machinery takes the poor mans ear off, shredding it in the process. So they take the yokel down to the country hospital..... "I can't do anything with that" says the Doctor "it's mangled beyond repair. I have however been experimenting with pigs ears, would you like me to sow (ho ho) one of them back on?" The bumpkin agrees, and the operation is a success, after a few weeks he's back at work. "Ooooooaaaaarrrrrrrrr thats a fine ear you got there, how's it doing? Does it work alright then?" asked a fellow labourer. "Well yes and no" says the yokel "most of the time its perfik, but every now and again I get this..... Wait for it Drum roll its worth the wait crackling in it" Crackling, I said crac........ oh please yerselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccombie_5 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I want my 30 seconds back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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