Bounce Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 It was my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great when I woke up that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday." I figured, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better - at least someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, she smiled at me and said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." Mad at my wife for forgetting about my birthday, not to mention that Janet was quite beautiful, I felt justified in staying. "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... and there I sat on the couch... naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotdog Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 [ QUOTE ] It was my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great when I woke up that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my husband would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. He didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday." I figured, "Well, that's husbands for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my assistant John said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better - at least someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then John knocked on my door and said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, he said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." He said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at his apartment, he smiled at me and said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." Mad at my husband for forgetting about my birthday, not to mention that John was quite handsome, I felt justified in staying. "Sure," I excitedly replied. He went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, he came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my husband, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... and there I sat on the couch... naked. [/ QUOTE ] Kate, I didn't think you were going to tell everyone? Surely you should of posted it in the Agony Aunt forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Kate, I didn't think you were going to tell everyone? Surely you should of posted it in the Agony Aunt forum? [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 ... and here I was, ready to congratulate you on reaching 30! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bounce Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 [ QUOTE ] ... and here I was, ready to congratulate you on reaching 30! [/ QUOTE ] Just a little late for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insurance Jon Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 it's mine on sunday....I'll be nursing a hangover as me and chrispy are off round banus on saturday night and drinking till he gets on the flight at 8am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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