Poor Becks

[hotdog]

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.

They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time

for lunch I'm going to jump off the top off the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one

more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again! If I get a Ham & Cheese

sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he

was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!" Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given

him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized sun

glasses and a trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his

own lunch."