a little irish

[Maxyboy]

A 57 year old irishman has been playing the lottery since it began with little or no success. Until one saturday night he notices his numbers have come up and he is over the moon. He makes an appointment to attend lottery headquarters to celabrate and collect his money. Upon arrival he is congratulated but told there has been a small error on behalf of the lottery. He is told that unfortunetly they dont have enough money to pay out in full, but will give him 3million this week and a further million every week until his winning total is met. The pin sharp irishman thinking this is all a bit fishy, tells the lottery spokesman, "No no no, this is all wrong, terrible, terrible, just give me my pound back!!"