Gorilla's

[agazzard]

a man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof

so looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, theres an ad for 'gorilla removers'

he calls the number and the gorilla remover says that he will be over in 10 minutes.

when the gorilla remover arrives, he gets various items out of his van..........a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

'what are you going to do?' says the homeowner

'im gonna put this ladder against the roof, then im gonna go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with the baseball bat...........when the gorilla falls off, the pitbull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. the gorilla will then be subdued enoough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van'

he then hands the shotgun to the homeowner

'whats the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner

'if the gorilla knocks me off the roof....shoot the dog!'