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Viens a moi


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Two chav girls walk up to the perfume counter in Boots and pick up a sample bottle.....

Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it...."thats quite nice, innit, dont ya fink Trace?"

Tracey says "yeah, whats it called?"

"Viens a moi"

"VIENS A MOI?....what the f**k does that mean?"

At this point the assistant offers some help.....

"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me' "

Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "that doesnt smell like come to me, Trace. Does it smell like come to you"

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