Joke

[Glovepup]

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem.

"I have flatulence all the time doctor" she said.

"But they're soundless and have no odour. In fact, since I've been here, I've passed wind no less than 20 times! What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription Mrs Smith. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week, an upset Mrs Smith marched into the doctor's office.

"I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm passing wind just as often, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down Mrs Smith" said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your Sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!"

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