Scotty Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.K. Economy by spendingyour 'Winter Fuel’ cheque wisely:* If you spend the money at Asda or Tesco, the money will go to Gibraltar,Ireland & Luxemburg*If you spend it on Amazon your money will go Lichtenstein*If you spend it on ebay your money will go to Ireland* If you spend it on petrol your money will go to the Arabs* If you purchase a computer it will go to India, Taiwan or China* If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Kenya, Spain or Morocco* If you spend it in your corner “Asian mini-mart” no tax will be paid, itwill be used in drug deals and eventually will be conveyed to Pakistan in alarge suitcase to fund terrorism.* If you spend it on “cheap” cigs it will end up in Romania or Bulgaria* If you give it to Oxfam 20% only will go abroad and 80% will remain in thehands of the administrators, who will spend it on fact finding missions toCayman Islands, Thailand & Mauritius.* If you buy a foreign car it will go to Japan,Germany, France, Indiaor Korea.* If you buy a British car it will go to Japan, Germany or India.* If you pay off your credit cards or buy shares, it will go to managementbonuses and they will hide it offshoreInstead, keep the money in the UK by:1. Spending it at car boot sales2. Going to night clubs3. Spending it on call girls4. Buying cider, beer or scotch5. Getting yourself a tattoo6. Visiting a bookie(These are the only UK businesses still operating in the U.K. )Conclusion:Go to a night club with a tattooed call girl that you met at a car boot saleand drink beer day and night !It’s the patriotic thing to do. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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