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A few more recent ones from the phone archive:

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Thats my mondeo (not)

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Nice colour UHOH7.GIF

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Only kidding grin.gif

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Why would you buy a BMW and do that to it?

I mean, there's no need.

And what the feck does that plate mean?

Why are guns illegal in britain?

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And what the feck does that plate mean?

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It's an Irish registration number.

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Just had to add this one to the collection yelrotflmao.gif

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What a pile of dung.gifbuttcheeks.gif

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Eeeeek!!!! That's VILE!!!!!!

It looks like Norwich City on wheels.

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In Alton Towers car park.

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Probably went off on the sharp right corner on the access road to the car park.

Every time I've been to Alton Towers lately there's been at least one Chav that's beached it on that corner. There was one in the fence last time, and another car I parked next to had it's driver digging out stones from his bumper and wheel arch! sportifs2.gif

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I saw a quality one here the other day. It was a boring 1.6 Lancer with a huge spoiler in a totally different colour to the rest of the car. It was jacked full of filler and the best part was the number plate:

DZASTR!

Couldn't have put it more accurately myself!

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Well at least they're an honest chav, I guess.

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all these fiber glass and after-market parts are enough to make you spew

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Some fecker is making good money off all these idiots. I only wish it were me, but then I'd be responsible for cluttering up the roads with $hit and that's just inexcusable . NONO3.GIF

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Some fecker's making money off the idiots who think Crazy Frog is awesome!

I'm SO glad it's not me.

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For ages I have been trying to catch some pictures of a car I see 'round here.

I have twice nearly got it but failed however managed to get these 2 pictures last week.

I wasn't going to post them as the quality is dung.gif but I will put them up and try to get some better ones at a later date.

Who wants to see a V12 Saxo with not two or four but six 3" exhausts? yelrotflmao.gif

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Note the fully colour coded body kit, the Janspeed 6 pipe arrangement and who could fail to notice the devil's horns fully integrated into the rear spoiler.

The compulsory Lexus light conversion has also been done.

It was raining so the driver did what all Chav's do. He parked in a disabled bay smirk.gif

I was going to try and get some close up pictures but the driver and 3 dodgy looking mates were standing outside the shop and I didn't fancy a ruck shocked.gif

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Apologies for this one (it was raining, the window was up and I was on the move (slowly smirk.gif))

You can just about make out the custom exhaust system and devil's horns.

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Sorry but what a sack of $hit. crazy.gif

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No need to apologise! grin.gif

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OMFG. Where must his compression have gone? Mind, I imagine they're all coming off the standard 1" pipe from the engine.. that's if they are all connected. There's a Clio around here I've so far failed to snap that has 2 silly exhausts.. and only 1 of them is black. I fail to believe that it's a proper system and a bank is running rich, do you?..

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Sorry but what a sack of $hit. crazy.gif

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I disagree, a sack of sh1t would surely be worth more.

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I fail to believe that it's a proper system and a bank is running rich, do you?..

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Since it'll be an inline-4 and therefore only has one 'bank' of cylinders then I find it very easy to believe one bank is running rich wink.gif

But yeah, it'll be a fake.

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Sorry but what a sack of $hit. crazy.gif

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I disagree, a sack of sh1t would surely be worth more.

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Yep, you could use it to fertilise some plants, where as all his car will be used to fertilise is some chavette!

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LOL.... as my mate of this site would say, and has said out loud in full veiw of such a car owner....

" you know there's something wrong with that chav car owner when he's got more exhausts than cylinders"

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so funny to see the spotty little chav's face as anyone of a "adult" age laughs out loud 169144-ok.gif

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