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Wow! Looks like a bear!

This is what I get when I search for a picture of it I'm pretty sure that's not it.....any pics?

Let's just hope he doesn't pick up a trout by accident.

Like it Very tasteful!

I've never heard of a white muslim before!

You and Bazza make me sick.

No chance, I like my camera.

[ QUOTE ] or your fecking stupid smokingtyre forum! [/ QUOTE ] Smoking Tyres Forum hahaha - that's how my mum thinks of it!!! I do hope there's nothing dodgey going on in this family! And Bazza, yer dead!!!!

[ QUOTE ] Who else here really likes chips? [/ QUOTE ] I believe I made a topic making my feelings about chips rather clear!

[ QUOTE ] Admiral charged me £175 for my first 3 points!!! [/ QUOTE ] Norwich Union didn't charge me owt - and I'm a young pup who got 'em in the first 3 months. You were screwed!

Yeah, back to that mangey mutt with the massive teets again. She drives me insane. I thought God had answered my prayers and split them up cos I thankfully haven't seen her for months, but no, she's just walked in my room and said 'hi ross' to which I nearly vomitted. She's SO ugly. She doesn't have to be. I bet if she didn't wear the most ridiculous clothes ever - typical arty student trying to be different, but just looking like a twat kind of clothes - and have glasses with 40" thick frames (that she doesn't need anyway), did something with her hair (anything...even leave it straight would do) and tucked her fecking belly in a bit she could pass off as quite a looker. But no, she has to be ugly and in your face about it. Why can't she leave me alone?! I try my best to be nice in a 'feck off' kind of way, but she just won't go. She drives me insane. Thank feck I'm leaving in a day short of a month! GOD! I hope she's not here on my birthday, that'd just ruin my transformation from boy to man. God she's annoying. She doesn't have to say anything or even be anywhere near me and she's annoying. She annoys the dog, because as soon as the dog came in - sorry, as soon as my brothers girlfriend came in - the dog (K9 style) came rushing into my room barking in my ear: 'Ruff!! Ruff!! - Ruff!! - RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!!!!' Translated to 'Oh no that stupid tart is in our house again! Get the gun!!' Oh God she makes me shudder.

That didn't prove it...you can see a very small portion of my naked upper torso...and that's it. You're way too closet.

It sure was debadged!! There was another BMW across the road with the neighbour, which riz (neo riz that is) digs in it and some tw&t chav I went to school with...God knows how he's got a 3 series WITH personal reg...

Yeah he had loads in his back seats - maybe he's a dodgey dealer that hides his stash in ladies handbags

But then you'd get some to55er saying 'pfftt yeah and licenced to spell like an arse too!' surely?

[ QUOTE ] Aren't those Alpina wheels? [/ QUOTE ] Be fecked if I know, I forgot to go out and check, or ask chavvy chavster what rims he's got!

You mean that snot green corsa on the other side of the road? It'd look so much better in....hmmm....a scrap yard.

I was thinking of getting a custom one made for my bumper, saying in really small letters 'keep your distance'. But that'd be stupid. Writing 'HELP' in blood on the back window is definately better.

Actually it could well be. He came out of next door's drive way - and they're all into that kind of thing. I don't mind except when mummy and daddy next door neighbour go away for the weekend and they have a 60 hour none stop party....the none stop part presumably helped out by our good friend Speed every now and then. It's great feeling like you're in Ibiza and being able to smell pot while you're trying to get to sleep. To55ers.

Then I saw the chav getting in it.

Just went to one of the front rooms and took a look out the window and spotted a 3 series parked in front of my car, and blocking off two drive ways (and the two on the otherside really, if cars wanna get out of those they'd be obstructed too)

Gotta find their way to my house though. I just gave the road it's off - there's about 20 roads off that road and then about 15 roads off the right road from Royal Park Road. Someone needs to have a MASSIVE grude to bother with that!

I can't believe it's had 5 people own it before! That's incredible. Mind you, you should have seen the state it was in when I first got it.... I think I've made it look fecking good! The state it was in got the price down from £600 to £200 for a beautifully running car

If you went down Headingly Lane and off down Hyde Park Road, then just off Royal Park Road at the bottom near the mosque, I've seen a lovely looking car down there...it's blue...says Ford on it...

Just find a bird at school who's as blingin as you are.