Dave Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 A group of English winemakers are heading to Australia and NZ today on a fact finding mission. Nothing to do with the viticulture, they just want to know how to bottle it so spectacularly *** World leaders are united in their praise for the All Blacks in doing their bit to reduce their carbon footprint by dropping the Wallabies off on their way home . *** What's the difference between the Wallabies and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. *** A new type of bra is now available on the market called the All Black bra. It's got lots of support but no cup! *** What's the difference between an All Black and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches. *** What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the world cup semi-final..... The Wallabies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess, darling, I was a hooker". He says, "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit, I find it erotic. Tell me about it". The wife says "My name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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