Glovepup Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 1) Police have rearrested Gary Glitter, they found class a drugs in his lounge, class b drugs in his kitchen and class 5c in his bedroom 2) I have just brought this new voice activated car stereo so when I say rock it plays guns and roses, when I say country it plays Dolly Parton, but when some stupid kids ran in front of the car and I shouted ****ing kids at them it started playing Garry Glitter. 3) Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson are sat on a park bench when a 12 yr old girl walks past. Glitter nudges jacko and whispers "****ing hell mate, I bet she was a looker in her day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glovepup Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 4) Did you hear that when Gary Glitter dies he wants his ashes put in a Etch-a-sketch so children can still play with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kite Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Glitter has a date for his release, she's 8 but with a bit of make up looks 12 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Gary Glitters plane crashed into the sea on return to the UK. However, he survived the incident and coastguards have reported him bobbing up and down on a buoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Gary Glitter issued a statement on his release from prison; I wish to go where I can be left in peace, alone, out of the spotlight and have no intention of travelling abroad in the forseeable future. West Ham have offered him a 3-year contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glovepup Posted August 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Gary Glitter was really excited to show of his new wife to the waiting press at heathrow last week. Jerry and Kate Mcann were pleased to see her again Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 We shouldn't be mistreating Glitter in this way and confining him to the UK. Just think what he could achieve for us if his skills were channelled constructively? For example, send him to China, watch him carefully, and we'll soon find out if that gymnast was under age or not. Or, send him to Portugal and he'll find Maddie long before the local plod ever do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac_Terrorist Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 What have Gary Glitter & Kodak got in common? Both come in little yellow boxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 What have Gary Glitter & Kodak got in common?Both come in little yellow boxes you are going straight to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burble Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Shamelessly stolen from other forums I frequent: Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who. He is to have two female companions K-9 and Sharon - 12. So, Gary Glitter had a 'heart attack' when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he? Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was 'High School Musical.' What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear. Gary Glitter has writen his will, and he has left all his money to his future wife. its a shame that by law she will have to wait for her 12th birthday. Gary Glitter is hoping that his recent conviction doesn't affect his planned family holiday to the USA. He is hoping to go to Tampa with the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingpongpo Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Shamelessly stolen from other forums I frequent:Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who. He is to have two female companions K-9 and Sharon - 12. So, Gary Glitter had a 'heart attack' when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he? Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was 'High School Musical.' What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear. Gary Glitter has writen his will, and he has left all his money to his future wife. its a shame that by law she will have to wait for her 12th birthday. Gary Glitter is hoping that his recent conviction doesn't affect his planned family holiday to the USA. He is hoping to go to Tampa with the kids. That top photograph is priceless. LOLOLLLOLOLOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 What have Gary Glitter & Kodak got in common?Both come in little yellow boxes :roflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Gary Glitter was really excited to show of his new wife to the waiting press at heathrow last week. Jerry and Kate Mcann were pleased to see her againTaxi! I feel evil for finding this funny... :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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