theduisbergkid Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 There are so many spoons within reaching distance that I feel almost guilty hearing that you are spoonless.I will do you a trade. I will give you a spoon, no, make that 2 spoons in exchange for you pushign all these pesky packets of data down this fibre and making sure that they all come out at the other end. At the moment about 20% of them are getting lost en route which is most tiresome. You're on. Pop 'em in the post, and I'll take care of it - a gentle lube with vasoline, and forced in with a rubber mallet, that'll do the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burble Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 a gentle lube with vasoline, and forced in with a rubber mallet Blimey, is that your answer to everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Blimey, is that your answer to everything? Indeed. I've sent my CV off to Haynes, and the Joy of S*x, but I'm not optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Any sign of City Link yet? It's only been 12 days, so I guess it's a bit early for there 9am next day guaranteed delivery service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Any sign of City Link yet?It's only been 12 days, so I guess it's a bit early for there 9am next day guaranteed delivery service. Was it insured ? Any high-value cutlery is bound to get nicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Was it insured ? Any high-value cutlery is bound to get nicked. Yes, but I've just checked the small print, and they wont pay out unless you can prove the item was in the package when it was collected. There are a few other criteria in the small print that have to be met too - 1- Item must have a value of at least £125.01p 2- Item must have a value of no more than £125.02p 3- Items that have any desirable aspect whatsoever will not be covered due to stealability. 4- City Link will take no responsibility for any items in their care whatsoever, wether insured or not. 5- City Link expect all items to be stolen, therefore if they even bother to collect it, you should not expect it to be delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Yes, but I've just checked the small print, and they wont pay out unless you can prove the item was in the package when it was collected.There are a few other criteria in the small print that have to be met too - 1- Item must have a value of at least £125.01p 2- Item must have a value of no more than £125.02p 3- Items that have any desirable aspect whatsoever will not be covered due to stealability. 4- City Link will take no responsibility for any items in their care whatsoever, wether insured or not. 5- City Link expect all items to be stolen, therefore if they even bother to collect it, you should not expect it to be delivered. A tip : Whenever you send cutlery via Citylink, stick it up your arse first, that way when it gets nicked, they end up with bum flavoured tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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