Andy_Bangle Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Here's a flu topical jokes for you or Is making puns about a pandemic a bit near the knuckle? Do you have to draw a loin somewhere? The news bulletins are awash with the news......swine Fever, caught from being in close contact from infected pigs is killing lots of people. Jack Tweed is said to be shitting himself. To anybody in Scotland that is suffering with fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dry mouth, breathing problems, cold sweats, shivers, shakes and hallucinations. Don’t panic, you do not have swine Flu. You need to call your drug dealer. That smack you bought earlier is wearing off. Following on from fears over the swine flu virus it has been revealed that England will not be affected!! Apparently the Government will not be letting it in in case it will offend Muslims! Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy. Muppet! I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mb Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 They have found the suspect & she doesn't look Mexican...http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=36108&d=1240916475 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 All these Swine Fever jokes are really starting to boar me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigyb Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Well with all this worry about Swine flu I decided to call the C4 swine flu help line.... But all I got was crackling..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 More jokes! I have a cold at the moment and these jokes are working well for me today Just seen that TSN is #1 on google for "Swine fever jokes". The power of TSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_C Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 A Pig Flu? I thought that was impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 It was said if a Black man became president then Pigs would fly.... ....100 days into Obama's presidency....Swine flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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