fizzbitt Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Einstein and Mr Bean are sitting next to each other on a long flight. Einstein says lets play a game. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from Earth to the Moon ? Mr Bean doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a $5. Now, it's Mr Bean's turn. He asks Einstein : What goes up a hill with 3 legs, and comes down on 4 legs ? Einstein searches the net, and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Mr Bean $500. Einstein going nuts asks : Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ? Mr Bean reaches in his pocket, and gives Einstein $5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Scraping the barrel comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzbitt Posted November 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 it made me chuckle.. so i like it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Scraping the barrel comes to mind... You're obviously a hard man to please Jon. Waits for lots of funnies from Jon..... :crackpipe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 You're obviously a hard man to please Jon And you deduced that because I didn't chuckle? Now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Err no. Maybe these might have something to do with it: Scraping the barrel comes to mind... So what's the score with this one. Is it meant to be funny? I must be missing something here.... I did try forcing a laugh for this one Dave, but it just wasn't there I'm afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Note the first and last have: The middle one, I still don't get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 It's all good JonC - I have just been teasing you as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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