Definitions for the 21st Century

[patently]

Landline

 

A "landline" is a thing for bringing teh internets into a property. Not many people under 20 know this, but there's a secret voice comms feature too.

 

Any more?

[Soulboy]

'Work'

This is where older people go and 'graft' day in day out to earn money. A bit like a robot.

If you're in your 20s, you can still do 'work' but without any of the 'graft'. Just arrange it around your personal life, and how you're feeling at the time. This is fine, as the law still says you get just as much of the money.

Remember. The world revolves around you, and owes you a living!

Edited August 10, 2014 by Soulboy

[garcon magnifique]

'Twerk' - Where people from Yorkshire go 9 to 5 Monday to Friday.

 

'Dissapear' - to insult a Member of the House of Lords.

 

'Egret' - an apology sent by email.

 

'Countryside' - to murder Piers Morgan.

 

'Homophobe' - someone who doesn't like The Simpsons.

 

'Dentist' - man who fixes the damage to Patently's Caterham.

 

'Creche' - a collision in Kensington.

 

'Adder' - Derbyshire expression meaning 'I have slept with that woman'.

 

'Dictaphone' - idiot who's always on his mobile.

 

'Filofax' - pastry so thin you can send it by telephone.

[garcon magnifique]

Audio tape - inserted into a 'cassette player' to replay a distorted and garbled version of the Top Forty illegally recorded from Radio 1 in which all the songs are cut short by cackhanded attempts to miss Mike Reid's inane babbling.

Data tape - device to irretrievably lose critical information at the time you need it most.

[patently]

'Dentist' - man who fixes the damage to Patently's Caterham.