SeanKHotay Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 (apologies to the middling, nay, crappy writers & editors @ GrandPrix.com (not Bobski's) and for my middling, nay, crappy pseudo-plagiarized hack job) From http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns14305.html comes: Dutch doorman Bob Doornobs' hopes to race for Princess Rania of Jordan this year in F1 were dashed with the last-minute takeover of the queen (woo-hoo!) by the Middling organization and the nomination of Norene “Hannibal” Carthigian and infant Tiago Montenegro as race drivers and Pastor “Knickers” Elly as the third vicar, leaving Doornobs <GASP> outside with cold hands <pantpantpant>. It seems that Doornobs has now agreed TO a deal to test for the team away from the races and in his basement. “Everyone gets a turn” stated Doornobs, handing over the joystick to this reporter. "No, not with the queen." Doornobs was so intent on driving in F1 that all opportunities of competitive rides in GP2 and the circus were ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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