A man.....

[Gordo]

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his

seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the

plane.

He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo .. she

took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he

blurted out,Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the

Annual N*mphomaniac Convention in the United States."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen

sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for n*mphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

business role at this

convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about se*uality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men

are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian

who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when

actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are

the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she

said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know

your name!

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos. But my friends call me

Paddy."

[Gordo]

Have I redeemed myself TomK?

[BeakerBuddy]

[DaddyDub]

*chuckle chukle*

[Tomk]

better