Smudge Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 This morning I drank my first cup of coffee black (for no reason) and actually liked it. And now I've just gone a polished off a whole box of Malteesers (and I mean a whole 146g box too) and I hate Malteesers. What's wrong with me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] What's wrong with me!!! [/ QUOTE ] how long have you got ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Now now, Bazza... There may be kids reading. Smudge, you're clearly going through the Man-o-pause... The advice generally given is to go out and buy a high-powered sportsbike and attempt to re-live your youth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted June 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Now that sounds like a plan, but won't the impending bump get in the way of the petrol tank? (Bazza, will give you a tinkle tomorrow ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted June 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] attempt to re-live your youth! [/ QUOTE ] HANG ON!!!!! I'm not old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 OMG Aliens! Fear it when it rips outta ya belly Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 If you are, PM me and we can organise a tour. ill take 20% of the royalties, and you can go all over the world. (only europe once you are too far gone to fly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] (only europe once you are too far gone to fly) [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulkbear Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 sorry fifty pence you are going to have to chage that pic (i can not think when it is no screen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] (Bazza, will give you a tinkle tomorrow ) [/ QUOTE ] Is bazza the father ? Poor man, telling him on the phone, best make sure he's get a Jamesons ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] (Bazza, will give you a tinkle tomorrow ) [/ QUOTE ] Is bazza the father ? Poor man, telling him on the phone, best make sure he's get a Jamesons ready [/ QUOTE ] remember I said I'm never going to drink again - I think its for reasons like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] (Bazza, will give you a tinkle tomorrow ) [/ QUOTE ] Is bazza the father ? Poor man, telling him on the phone, best make sure he's get a Jamesons ready [/ QUOTE ] remember I said I'm never going to drink again - I think its for reasons like this [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] (Bazza, will give you a tinkle tomorrow ) [/ QUOTE ] Is bazza the father ? Poor man, telling him on the phone, best make sure he's get a Jamesons ready [/ QUOTE ] remember I said I'm never going to drink again - I think its for reasons like this [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Surely you meant to say, pass me the Vodka or was it the chapagne bottle! Truely comical anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 You need to seek medical advice Smudge. Because Malteesers are disgusting so you're obviously troubled in some way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 It's just comfort food cause you are really p155ed that you didn't go down to LM with the boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 [ QUOTE ] This morning I drank my first cup of coffee black (for no reason) and actually liked it. And now I've just gone a polished off a whole box of Malteesers (and I mean a whole 146g box too) and I hate Malteesers. What's wrong with me!!! [/ QUOTE ] Dude, in response to the title of this post http://www.tyresmoke.net/ubbthreads/show...true#Post446056 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] This morning I drank my first cup of coffee black (for no reason) and actually liked it. And now I've just gone a polished off a whole box of Malteesers (and I mean a whole 146g box too) and I hate Malteesers. What's wrong with me!!! [/ QUOTE ] Dude, in response to the title of this post http://www.tyresmoke.net/ubbthreads/show...true#Post446056 [/ QUOTE ] So you think I may be living your dream!! Well the good news is, having pissed on a preggers kit, I'm not pregnant. But they do say those kits can be wrong. As for Bazza being the father, ok, I know I have a dodgy taste in clothes, but I can assure, it STOPS RIGHT THERE!!! My taste in sexual partners certainly stops at the female form, and dowsn't wonder in any other direction. Which I guess means I'm not pregnant. So why the strange food cravings? I even ate a tomato in Dublin on Wednesday (please note, the Dublin reference doesn't make it weird, I've never eaten tomatoes on their own), and today for lunch I have a cheese and pickle sandwich. I hate pickle, and it tasted bloody horrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Dr Bazza diagnoses work related stress and prescribes a weekend on the beers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Dr Bazza diagnoses work related stress and prescribes a weekend on the beers [/ QUOTE ] I like Dr Bazza (but not in the Dave sense). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagoo Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Dr Bazza diagnoses work related stress and prescribes a weekend on the beers [/ QUOTE ] I like Dr Bazza (but not in the Dave sense). [/ QUOTE ] Unfortunately you just missed the last session led but Dr Bazza at LM... Opps has that taken the whole thing round in a circle In that case smudger... you are preggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted June 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Dr Bazza diagnoses work related stress and prescribes a weekend on the beers [/ QUOTE ] I like Dr Bazza (but not in the Dave sense). [/ QUOTE ] Unfortunately you just missed the last session led but Dr Bazza at LM... Opps has that taken the whole thing round in a circle In that case smudger... you are preggers [/ QUOTE ] Anything to have a pop at the fact that I didn't make LM05 eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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