beez Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] very fast! ate a mini cooper s alive the other night!! [/ QUOTE ] O/T No surprise really with 200bhp and about a million lb/ft available.At least he can tell his friends it was one of those 225bhp Cupra thingys and not a weasel! [/ QUOTE ] O/T - They don't do a 225 Ibiza - wish they did - 180 turbo is the fastest they do. It was good though - total shock on the guys face!! Sorry beez - just understood what you meant now with the joke. Very slow today - bit drunk last night you see. The Mrs was working on the computer til late so i sat downstairs watching Only fools and horses DVDs - didn't mean to drink - only wanted a quick ONE - 8 bottles of bud ice later.... tired today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Just remember, girls are very good at appearing to you how they percieve you want them to be. If she knows that certain elements of her charactor put you off, she may very well be making sure they're not on display to you.[ QUOTE ] Quite right Ari,I was thinking this while reading the post. Women are quite capable of making you think that they have suddenly become perfect for you when in reality a month down the line it'll be back to normal. Take precautions,let her ride the hobby horse and be on your way,done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I noticed that with women when i proposed. She went from the perfect woman to the monster from hell for a few weeks - no sex, had to make my own tea, moodswings etc etc - Back to near-perfection now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I say that in the nicest way possible. She's great - and i don't just mean because she cooks my tea - she just is. Sorry if that's making any of you sick!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I noticed that with women when i proposed. She went from the perfect woman to the monster from hell for a few weeks - no sex, had to make my own tea, moodswings etc etc - [/ QUOTE ] She was just getting you prepared for married life! Nice retraction aswell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 But to be honest, she's not promoting it very well. Blokes don't like the idea of marriage, so giving no loving in the bedroom (or wherever!) and making your own tea isn't gonna help you be convinced that it's a good idea. More fool her (although you married her, so maybe not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] More fool her (although you married her, so maybe not) [/ QUOTE ] Exactly,tactics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Yep - i agree guys. I still had, and still do, have time to back out - i know loads of people who got engaged and then split up before the wedding. Can't see that happening - wedding's in November though so still a few months. She said the other night that maybe she should do what her mates done - let me sleep with other women before the wedding! Shocked! Apparently, her mate let her hubby to be sleep around a few months before the wedding to get it all out of his system so that he'd be faithful afterwards. What do you say???! I said no so as to come across as being the faithful person that i actually am, but later on was just thinking, hmmm. Maybe i should've said yeah. I reckon though that that would get you into a bad habit. Can you imagine - "where've you been, you're later from work?" - "oh sorry babe, just been sh*gging that girl from accounts!?" What do you all think of this??? Yay or nay?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Got to be a big no-no?! Or am i just being a wuss!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 It's probably a viscious test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 That's what i thought mate! If i'd have turned round and said "oh thanks, cool, will do!" i'd surely have had my nuts cut off??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Women eh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Before or after sleeping with the girl from accounts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 After - obviously! When she turns up at the Christmas do and meets up with the wife for the first time after 'that night' - "oh, i think you should know something...." No way! Not getting caught up in that test of hers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Good man. Just do it behind her back instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Yep - i agree guys. I still had, and still do, have time to back out - i know loads of people who got engaged and then split up before the wedding. Can't see that happening - wedding's in November though so still a few months. She said the other night that maybe she should do what her mates done - let me sleep with other women before the wedding! Shocked! Apparently, her mate let her hubby to be sleep around a few months before the wedding to get it all out of his system so that he'd be faithful afterwards. What do you say???! I said no so as to come across as being the faithful person that i actually am, but later on was just thinking, hmmm. Maybe i should've said yeah. I reckon though that that would get you into a bad habit. Can you imagine - "where've you been, you're later from work?" - "oh sorry babe, just been sh*gging that girl from accounts!?" What do you all think of this??? Yay or nay?? [/ QUOTE ] And you think his missus was just sat at home doing her knitting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] And you think his missus was just sat at home doing her knitting? [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapsuds Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Good man. Just do it behind her back instead [/ QUOTE ] NOT that i would condone or ever do a thing like that................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 If she finds out you can always say 'you told me to!' that way it's her fault, cos you're just a simple male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Yep - i agree guys. I still had, and still do, have time to back out - i know loads of people who got engaged and then split up before the wedding. Can't see that happening - wedding's in November though so still a few months. She said the other night that maybe she should do what her mates done - let me sleep with other women before the wedding! Shocked! Apparently, her mate let her hubby to be sleep around a few months before the wedding to get it all out of his system so that he'd be faithful afterwards. What do you say???! I said no so as to come across as being the faithful person that i actually am, but later on was just thinking, hmmm. Maybe i should've said yeah. I reckon though that that would get you into a bad habit. Can you imagine - "where've you been, you're later from work?" - "oh sorry babe, just been sh*gging that girl from accounts!?" What do you all think of this??? Yay or nay?? [/ QUOTE ] And you think his missus was just sat at home doing her knitting? [/ QUOTE ] Oh yeah - never thought!! She better not be! Unless she's got a secret lesbian side to her that i don't know about! That'd be acceptable as long as i could watch or join it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] If she finds out you can always say 'you told me to!' that way it's her fault, cos you're just a simple male. [/ QUOTE ] We're a simple breed aren't we!? We do everything wrong too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mmj Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Yep - i agree guys. I still had, and still do, have time to back out - i know loads of people who got engaged and then split up before the wedding. Can't see that happening - wedding's in November though so still a few months. She said the other night that maybe she should do what her mates done - let me sleep with other women before the wedding! Shocked! Apparently, her mate let her hubby to be sleep around a few months before the wedding to get it all out of his system so that he'd be faithful afterwards. What do you say???! I said no so as to come across as being the faithful person that i actually am, but later on was just thinking, hmmm. Maybe i should've said yeah. I reckon though that that would get you into a bad habit. Can you imagine - "where've you been, you're later from work?" - "oh sorry babe, just been sh*gging that girl from accounts!?" What do you all think of this??? Yay or nay?? [/ QUOTE ] Sorry to butt in, but I feel that I should warn you that means either: A: She's testing you and will emotionally castrate you if you say yes. B: She's laying the foundations of a cunning plan, so she can shag (with a clean concsience) Tom from the IT dept. C: I don't even want to mention c... Big alarm bells! Ding Dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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