The Best Genie

[sotty]

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf...

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right

through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the

course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!

Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize

and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the

door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened

the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all

over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its

side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people

that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle

for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm

allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish,

but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a

moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year

for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least

I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie

asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants

in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will

always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,

genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't

been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish

is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you

know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.

What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,

you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I

wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd

do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent

the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After about

three hours of non-stop pleasure, the genie rolled over and

looked directly into her eyes and asked,

"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you

still believe in genies? Amazing!"