Gordo Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a taxi. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a really sexy girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs, all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sipperana Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 :some suitable set of initials to describe how funny that was: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snail Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 That is funny as fk!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gordo Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 I'm here all week?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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klutch_power Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 i laughed for ages,bloody brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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