The tales of a travelling salesman

[ian_m]

I was sent this in an e mail

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so i thought i`d get myself one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an advert for a girl called Erogonique,a lovely girl bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,beautiful long wavy hair,

long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.

So im in my room and figure,what the heck i`ll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow she sounded sexy!

"Hi i hear you give a great message and i`d like you to come to my room and give me one...No wait i should be straight with you.

I`m in town all alone and what i really want is sex.I want it hard,i want it hot and i want it now!. I`m talking kinky the whole night long.You name it,we'll do it.

Bring implements,toys,everything you`ve got in your bag of tricks.

We`ll go hot and heavy all night,tie me up,wear a strap on,cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,anything you want baby.

Now how does that sound?

She says "That sounds fantastic,but for an outside line you need to press 9"

[Daz]

Your going to have to be quicker than that A_S 2 days ago

[ian_m]

doh